“Captain! I think we might have caught something in the nets while we were trolling the intertubes!”

“-What be it lad, speak up!”

“The men are pulling it aboard now sir… and it looks to be never before seen photos of the King of the United States whilst on vacation!”

“Yer right lad, it does be the Lord of the North Americas!”

“But wait skipper, there be writing on the rear side. It says… with love from Duke Zipmeister via ArchDuke Moonbattery.”

“Lads, we discovered a right treasure here today! Ale and wenches for all when we return to port!”


About Old Iron
I'm just a guy that works overseas alot and likes to play just as hard as I work. Been to a FEW countries, know a shitload of people all over, and generally have a good time wherever I go. -Oh, and I am currently in between girlfriends, and strangely enough and perfectly happy with that status. In the long run hookers are cheaper. Take my word on that.

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