F*ck yeah! Eat it Fred!

Apparently my buddy and all around good guy Fred Phelps has been at it again with his slapstick shenanigans again and is thinking about protesting yet ANOTHER military funeral! He and his troop of lovable misfits have gotten away with their comedic routine for years now, so I guess the little town that is attempting to inter one of their own into hallowed ground is going to just have to prepare their smirk-laden responses.

Not so fast methinks.

In light of rumors circulating that out-of-state protesters might show up to picket Army Specialist Clayton McGarrah’s funeral on Wednesday, at its regular July meeting Monday night, the quorum court unanimously passed an emergency ordinance drafted by county judge Mike Moore that applies “current Arkansas state law to the offensive actions taken by those who would attempt to harass, torment, ridicule or otherwise annoy those who are grieving the loss of a loved one during any portion of a funeral visitation, procession, service or interment.”

What is that colloquial term that kids use these days? -Oh yeah, I remember how it goes.

(EDIT: More below the fold due to my utter love for the Phelps clan and my embarrassment in showing my TRUE feelings in a public forum)

You just got SMOKED, you giant fuckhole of hatred! I hope you still intend on parading that slavering mockery of tard love and inbreeding that you call a “parish” to this hero’s funeral, get the drooling lot of you interred in the local jail and have to participate in the local prison circle jerk by doing your time in the fucking barrel. Hope eating dicks is up your alley Mr. Phelps!

-Whew! Had to work kinda hard to channel Eddiebear on that one.

(Can’t forget the hat tip to Lady Red over at the Conservative Kitchen Table. You guys do great work over there!)


About Old Iron
I'm just a guy that works overseas alot and likes to play just as hard as I work. Been to a FEW countries, know a shitload of people all over, and generally have a good time wherever I go. -Oh, and I am currently in between girlfriends, and strangely enough and perfectly happy with that status. In the long run hookers are cheaper. Take my word on that.

One Response to F*ck yeah! Eat it Fred!

  1. ~KC~ says:

    He’s an ass … why you let him get under your skin like that?
    I might just have to say that Arkansas has it right with this regards – now the same needs to be implemented country-wide. Shut the fucker down!

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