Boobquake

Nope. Not Mine. Mine Are Bigger.

Apparently tatas cause earthquakes.
Shame on women for having tatas!!!
Wait. Oh it’s cleavage that cause earthquakes.
Shame on women for having cleavage.
Wait. No. No. It’s the booty that causes earthquakes.
Shame – double shame – on all jiggly parts!
Really. We ought to apologize to the men of the world for what our momma’s gave us.
…. eerrrhh.
NOT.

Yes. We women are very dangerous.
Not only do we make young men drool stumble into promiscuity, but we are now also responsible for Mother Nature’s fury.
We cause earthquakes.
Because our physical configurations make men boys, errhhh…. stupid. (OK, we already knew that – that’s nothing new)
And when men boys are stupid, earthquakes are at an all time high… and let’s blame the women.
Man alive, what would happen if they saw a little ankle??  I shudder at the thought…

According to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, says women and girls who “don’t dress appropriately spread promiscuity in society. When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase… There is no way other than taking refuge in religion and adapting ourselves to Islamic behavior.

Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.”

Oh dear.
Now women of the world: watch yourselves now! We are oh so powerful, so much so to make stupid boys AND the earth quake with just the mere sight of cleavage, a little leg, and ankle, a booty and a smile. Good gods – what would happen if they saw… actual BOOBS???!!! SURELY – THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Damn now… who knew the vagina was sooooo powerful?
We SOOOO evil!!!
(… but seriously, this made me think: who really is the weaker sex??? huh…. the things that make you go hmmm….. )

So… I am all for what this girl is doing. ALL FOR proving stupidity, in any form, and will play my part in this experiment!! So for those who are interested in following and even participating in this experiment with Jennifer McCreight, join her on Monday, April 26 and show a little cleavage.  See Facebook or Twitter for more information.

Perhaps I shouldn’t participate… I mean what would happen if I walked around showing off my 40F boobies to the world? Gawd have mercy on y’all souls… take cover and hold on tight dammit!!  Oh and to you stupid boys who can’t control themselves at the mere site of women: wear a rubber will ya!  We don’t need your stupidity genes reproducing.

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About ~KC~
Strong but open minded, opinionated, sensitive, vivacious, outgoing, caring, compassionate, spiritual, habitual, mutable, at times controversial, sometimes superficial, perceived as egotistical and knowledgeable but mostly loveable... all things Sagittarius.

8 Responses to Boobquake

  1. Old Iron says:

    Boobies.

    Causing earthquakes.

    -And this was said by a muslim cleric? What the HELL does he have against boobies? Oh wait, I forgot about the Mid East and their innate hypocrisy. He was saying in the standard hypocritical muslim way that he in fact ADORES boobies, and this was his way of giving a sideways shout out to all of his big-chested sisters.

    Now it all makes sense.

  2. Buck says:

    We cause earthquakes.

    Well, yes… you DO. I can name about six women who have personally rocked MY world. And thank God for ’em, too. 😉

  3. Old Iron says:

    Cheers to THAT!!!

  4. So… I am all for what this girl is doing…and will play my part in this experiment!!

    P.O.I.D.H.

    • ~KC~ says:

      HA! It did happen and I got a few smiles out of it as well but sorry no pics… I didn’t go downtown Vancouver to be with the rest of the women who gathered at the art gallery to be part of this big demonstration. Didn’t have time for that… with moving et all. But trust me, and you could as my friend Old Iron, cleavage: I have a plenty of. Boobs: well I supposed while I personally didn’t cause an earthquake (although Old Iron, in light of this new Islamic declaration, now blames me for the Chili earthquake…) yesterday – I most certainly do rock a few men’s world (stealing Buck’s words), a few times over.

      :0)

  5. Of that I have no doubt.

    I’m sure you folks north of the border aren’t so behind the curve that a camera is a luxury item. Someone somewhere surely must have a portfolio of the event on Flickr, Facebook, Picassa et al. Hope we can catch a link soon.

    In, uh…you know, in the interest of science & free-speech & stuff.

    • ~KC~ says:

      In, uh…you know, in the interest of science & free-speech & stuff.
      Of course… I wouldn’t dare suspect it was for any other reason!!!!
      ;0)

      I haven’t seen any yet… but I’m pretty sure an internet/computer savvy person such as yourself can find exactly what you’re looking for!

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