April 24, 2010 8 Comments
Apparently tatas cause earthquakes.
Shame on women for having tatas!!!
Wait. Oh it’s cleavage that cause earthquakes.
Shame on women for having cleavage.
Wait. No. No. It’s the booty that causes earthquakes.
Shame – double shame – on all jiggly parts!
Really. We ought to apologize to the men of the world for what our momma’s gave us.
Yes. We women are very dangerous.
Not only do we make young men
drool stumble into promiscuity, but we are now also responsible for Mother Nature’s fury.
We cause earthquakes.
Because our physical configurations make men boys, errhhh…. stupid. (OK, we already knew that – that’s nothing new)
And when men boys are stupid, earthquakes are at an all time high… and let’s blame the women.
Man alive, what would happen if they saw a little ankle?? I shudder at the thought…
According to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, says women and girls who “don’t dress appropriately spread promiscuity in society. When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase… There is no way other than taking refuge in religion and adapting ourselves to Islamic behavior.”
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.”
Now women of the world: watch yourselves now! We are oh so powerful, so much so to make stupid boys AND the earth quake with just the mere sight of cleavage, a little leg, and ankle, a booty and a smile. Good gods – what would happen if they saw… actual BOOBS???!!! SURELY – THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Damn now… who knew the vagina was sooooo powerful?
We SOOOO evil!!!
(… but seriously, this made me think: who really is the weaker sex??? huh…. the things that make you go hmmm….. )
So… I am all for what this girl is doing. ALL FOR proving stupidity, in any form, and will play my part in this experiment!! So for those who are interested in following and even participating in this experiment with Jennifer McCreight, join her on Monday, April 26 and show a little cleavage. See Facebook or Twitter for more information.
Perhaps I shouldn’t participate… I mean what would happen if I walked around showing off my 40F boobies to the world? Gawd have mercy on y’all souls… take cover and hold on tight dammit!! Oh and to you stupid boys who can’t control themselves at the mere site of women: wear a rubber will ya! We don’t need your stupidity genes reproducing.