The Court Jester says…

Are the American people actually supposed to take the current administration seriously? A group of politicians that have been in power for a year with a majority in both the Senate and the House, untold unelected officials (an aside: strange that the word “czar” was used as their label) promoting policy and pushing their party agenda, and a friggin dragon lady as the speaker of the House, which in my eyes would be a political powerhouse of furthering agendas and ramrodding policy through the government….

…And then you have this guy. Seriously, what complete imbecile thought that Biden would make a great Vice? Was it just assumed that his verbal offal would be swept under the rug by a supportive media that can’t get off of the collective cock of the current administration long enough to actually point out that the idiots have landed? That we, the public at large, would view this vacuous sack of flesh and hair plugs as some sort of Don Knotts  version of comic relief?

Rodeo clowns take their jobs more seriously than this dumpster juice drinker. The best part of the quoted article is when the White House attempts to chart Biden’s supposed output:

“In the last month, the vice president has, among many other things, made his fourth trip to Iraq since being elected, delivered a major speech on the administration’s non-proliferation agenda, produced a report on the Recovery Act’s first year to the president and played a key role in bringing about the president’s bi-partisan Fiscal Commission,” Carney said. “In the coming days and weeks, the vice president will deliver a first-year report from the Middle Class Task Force, which he chairs, and travel to the Middle East to meet with key leaders in the region.”

Let’s do the math here.

1. Submit a (as in “ONE”) written report that you had your staff prepare for you? -Check.

2. Four attempts at face time with troops that despise you in an environment that appears to be a war zone, thus supposedly increasing your testosterone levels to the point that you no longer need to have hair transplanted from your back to the top of your head?

-Double checkeroo.

3. Meet people that are going to wine and dine you while silently laughing at your ineptitude? -ON IT!!!!

There are unborn fetuses in expectant mother’s wombs that have accomplished more in one month than this guy has in a year.

I rest my fucking case.

POST EDIT

-And now back to your regularly scheduled Olympics coverage.

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About Old Iron
I'm just a guy that works overseas alot and likes to play just as hard as I work. Been to a FEW countries, know a shitload of people all over, and generally have a good time wherever I go. -Oh, and I am currently in between girlfriends, and strangely enough and perfectly happy with that status. In the long run hookers are cheaper. Take my word on that.

10 Responses to The Court Jester says…

  1. Aridog says:

    CJ says: “Seriously, what complete imbecile thought that Biden would make a great Vice?”

    Answer: The U.S Secret Service. JB is the best “protection” Bam Bam could have…the mere whisp of thought JB could be Prez is his best protection.

  2. Buck says:

    Excellent point, CJ. Biden deserves a medal for that, alone. You may read “alone” in whatever way you wish… coz there’s definitely more than one meaning there, as OI pointed out.

    And now back to my regularly scheduled Olympic reading. We’re anxiously waiting for KC to sober up and post her gloats. 🙂

    • ~KC~ says:

      I have officially ran out of steam and as I enter into my last 3 days at VANOC, today being my last day working at HQ… I need a bit of time to process it all. Plus I am UTTERLY EXHAUSTED.

      I will have a post soon. But this is the KC & Old Iron blog … and it was Old Iron’s turn. He did good!

  3. Old Iron says:

    If that man EVER made president it would be official; the inmates would be running the asylum.

    -Just wanted to point out that I was referring to Biden as the Court Jester when I put that title on there.

  4. Qwatcher2 says:

    THis was from a soldier that was actually part of this. Obama came to visit the troops. A contingency of soldiers was his security on the ground. There was a mud puddle in from of obama. He had the audacity to ask 2 soldiers to CARRY him over the puddle so as to not soil his SHOES. The soldiers looked at each other in utter amazement and one then stated,”Mr. President would you rather we drop our weapons and our focus on your safety to carry you over the puddle to keep your shoes clean or would you prefer we protect your life? Touche! He got muddy shoes.

  5. ~KC~ says:

    In the last month, the vice president has, among many other things, made his fourth trip to Iraq since being elected, delivered a major speech on the administration’s non-proliferation agenda, produced a report on the Recovery Act’s first year to the president and played a key role in bringing about the president’s bi-partisan Fiscal Commission,” Carney said. “In the coming days and weeks, the vice president will deliver a first-year report from the Middle Class Task Force, which he chairs, and travel to the Middle East to meet with key leaders in the region.”

    Who is he again??? Oooooh you mean the dude who came to the Olympics instead of whiny ass Obama??? Him? You mean I am to take him seriously? I mean he hasn’t done any of that… his staff did!! All he does is show up and read a speech that was written by someone else. He might as well have a hole in his pants with Obama’s hand shove up is ass.. he’s just a puppet for crying out loud!

  6. Daphne says:

    I had a running joke with a friend well before the VP picks that I wanted Biden as Obama’s little sidekick because the shit that came out of his mouth was spectacularly stupid and sure to be good for some chuckles.

    He hasn’t disappointed, has he?

  7. Cdn_Relic says:

    As a Non-American Observer, (but as Pro-American as one could possibly be without actually living there), Bidden isn’t the only “Joker” in government, nor the only “Puppet”. From here, (the Great White North), it would appear that the real President of the Good Old U S of A, is your “Dragon Lady”, pulling all of Obama’s strings, meanwhile, literally trying to ram HER will down the throats of Congress with no thought whatsoever to the concept of Democracy. Whatever happened to “We The People” with this regime? Don’t mean to step on any toes down there, but from “Up Here”, that’s the way it appears folks.

  8. Robert Feeley says:

    Middle Class Task Force Report Conclusion: “It sucks to be you.”

    An SPN Headlines exclusive at:

    http://stupidassnews.wordpress.com/2010/02/28/middle-class-task-force-report-sucks-being-you/

    Keep smiling! 🙂

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