Putting the “O” In Pork

You just can’t make this shit up!!! 

Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez has told a gathering at her Presidential Palace that pork is even better than Viagra for spicing things up in the bedroom – and credited a satisfying weekend with her husband to the meat.

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know, that eating pork improves your sex life,” she said in a televised speech to the leaders of the Argentinian meat industry, “I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra.”

Fernandez was evidently seeking to diversify Argentina’s steak-dominated meat industry when the speech turned to her sex/pork life.

Speaking of a weekend spent with her husband after eating the meat, Fernandez said, “We were in high spirits the whole weekend… I’m a pork fanatic.”

Head of the association of pork producers, Juan Uccelli, backed up her claims, arguing that those in Denmark and Japan, where pork consumption is high, “have much more harmonious sexual lives than us Argentines have.”

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3 Responses to Putting the “O” In Pork

  1. Qwatcher2 says:

    I guess that means that the non pork eating societies have no sex life? There is a reason why they say he is “Porking” her lol.

  2. ~KC~ says:

    … puts new meaning into ‘put a fork in ‘er’… ‘is she done yet?’
    And I think there was a subliminal message in that article because suddenly I am ordering bbq’d pork for diner. The big Q is: will I need a ciggy after eating it???

  3. Old Iron says:

    No wonder I am a bacon fanatic. It’s not that I am a complete lecherous fool but that I consume so much PORK that has caused me to pretty much attempt to shag a line around the globe.

    Interesting. Better than blaming the usual suspects!

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