Well, continuing with the meme….

I do fully agree with this article in that the current economic environment is completely unsupportive of innovation and the risk-taking needed in a vibrant and growth-based economy, and that the biggest roadblock to said growth is the one group that believes that it “knows whats best for the masses”, the government…. but we aren’t here today to lambaste the finer points of our economic downturn, or highlight the minutiae of the doddering beast that has decided, with no background or experience in any matters that they so deftly like to involve themselves in, to direct one of the most powerful economies that this planet has ever seen into the ground. No, this post is going to be used to do one and ONLY one thing, and that is…

…To illustrate the fact that one of the greatest crimes to humanity has been to call Michelle Obama “attractive”.

When did the White House become a goddamned Star Trek convention, and when did they let a fucking Klingon be the First Lady?

I mean come on, if this chick was to try her hand at prostitution in Dubai she would be set on fire and chased through the desert. When this woman is referred to as attractive it actually hurts the word. I know, I opened a dictionary once and held it to my ear while mentioning that the First Lady creates a stirring in the groin area and the word attractive accused me of waterboarding it. I’ve had drunk sex with bar whores that would laugh at this woman if she even ATTEMPTED to attract a mark. I’ve met dumpsters that were more attractive then this bag of vile putrescence.

What the fuck people?

(Sorry, but this she-beast just gets under my fucking skin. KC, I hope you can forgive me.)

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About Old Iron
I'm just a guy that works overseas alot and likes to play just as hard as I work. Been to a FEW countries, know a shitload of people all over, and generally have a good time wherever I go. -Oh, and I am currently in between girlfriends, and strangely enough and perfectly happy with that status. In the long run hookers are cheaper. Take my word on that.

23 Responses to Well, continuing with the meme….

  1. ~KC~ says:

    Ouch.
    I’m afraid to hear what you really think of her??
    She’s ah’ite. I certainly wouldn’t put her on the People’s 100 Most Beautiful People but I’ve seen MUCH worst than her.

    To each their own I suppose… LOL

  2. Old Iron says:

    I have too, but I just have this incessant need to dote on her vileness. She, to me, is just fucking hideous in so many ways that it causes my bile to churn and makes me want to set fire to a puppy. There is foundation for it, but why attempt to justify my revulsion?

    I just feel like she needs to be covered in pig intestines and thrown into a pack of rabid starving wolves… but that is just me.

    • ~KC~ says:

      Well you officially managed to gross me out with that one.
      Seriously now… she isn’t THAT bad!!! I’ve seen far uglier first ladies!!! And leave ’em puppies alone dammit. You deal with your bile problem… but don’t take it out on poor innocent puppies!!!

      Your twisted man.

      • Old Iron says:

        I bet she smells like moldy trash bags.

        -And yes I am being childish about this. I just loathe the woman. Maybe I should pull out the old swearing in post I wrote at the other site. I actually think that I outdid myself on that one.

  3. ~KC~ says:

    What – are you seriously trying to purposefully SCARE people away from here???

  4. Old Iron says:

    Hey, I am kinda playing nice. Don’t worry KC, next post will be full of wordy intelligent diatribe that touches on the soul of a very distinct and thought-provoking topic.

    -Until then I will bash on Michelle Obama and how she eats babies.

    • ~KC~ says:

      … and since when do you ever play nice??? and on who’s account are you doing this for???????!!!! you might need to step off the Monkey Tail mister!

  5. Old Iron says:

    Hey, you leave my favorite drink out of this! It never did anything to deserve being treated in any other way than as the loving and loyal friend that it is.

    Mmmmmmmm. Just thinking about it makes me thirsty.

    -And hungry.

    • ~KC~ says:

      … its not doing what’s its supposed to… not giving you the beer-googled effect… Something CLEARLY went wrong with the making of that batch.

  6. Hm, I agree with both sides on this one (of course nobody asked, but still). There are many who are better-looking than Michelle, and many who are worse-looking. Obviously there are whole armies of partisan hacks, professional and amateur, ready & willing to hand out the compliments to anyone who agrees Michelle Obama is Venus re-incarnated, and lash out with the cat o’nine tails at anyone who fails to notice and comment upon her outer beauty. Well, she’s forty-ish, fit, as stylish as you’d expect a First Lady to be…when she chooses. Given those, she’s about as attractive as you’d expect, no more. Certainly not up to the “I’d do her in a heartbeat and I hope it’s alright with Todd if I say so” level of Ms. Palin.

    One thing though that captures my imagination and to some degree, my sense of wonder as well. I recall many years ago it was a favored liberal fantasy to think about Hillary laying the smack down on Bill for…screwing the help, taking the garbage out without his pants on, giving too many concessions to Israel, Gennifer, not hanging the picture on the wall perfectly straight, whatever. Bill, in a weird way, was more popular among some liberals because he was getting the shit kicked outta him at home.

    Here it is just a few years later, and it seems we aren’t even allowed to think about Barry and Michelle disagreeing about anything. Certainly we aren’t allowed to ask questions about it. The sickening humility that is so ritually expected of most patriarchs, Holy Man gets a pass from it. About the most self-denigrating thing that’s ever been said, is when He comments on how much you can learn from children. Then He is praised for some ability to learn things He doesn’t seem to really have, and we move on.

    There must be one hell of an effort taking place to keep any family squabbles, large & small, out of the limelight. Barack corrects everybody else about everything else. So does Michelle. It’s for our own good, so that we can improve. But neither one of them ever needs to improve the other.

    • ~KC~ says:

      I really don’t want to think or even imagine Bill/Hillary or Michelle/Obama going at it. That’s just vile. And does not enter into my imagination whatsoever.

      I just try to not think about it. Period. And if its any indication of how he’s handling/runing (or ruining, depending on how you look at it) the US… then you it should give you a CLEAR indication of how it is at home.

      And personally – I think he’s afraid of Michelle. She’d whip his ass.

  7. Well it’s important not to have too many people thinking about B/M disagreeing about anything.

    After all, He Who Walks On Water is now down to 48%. Now I figure of those 48, 16 would expect Barry to back down in any disagreement with Unibrow as a matter of protocol; an additional 16 would expect male superiority to be upheld, as was the case when Barry cleaned up the floor with Hillary (we see from the Palin thing, liberals are unmatched in any contest that has to do with hating/dissing on women); and the other 16 don’t care, they just want a hardcore brittle extremist liberal-hippy solution to every problem that comes up.

    So if word got out there was disharmony at 1600 Penn, the 48 would be whittled down to 32, as a third of the remaining support was alienated. So yes, an entire society has to pretend B+M are two peas in a pod. On everything. Kissy kissy.

    Back to the subject at hand, M.O.’s name goes on a rapidly expanding list of women who are “beautiful” only because there’s some fan base saying so…and it seems everyone’s forgetting to ask the straight men what they think. Jennifer Connelly, Andie MacDowell
    , Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Jane Seymour, Sigourney Weaver. I am sick. to. death. of. being. ordered. to. think. these. women. are. sexy.

    Although Sigourney, it must be said, was most appealing in Galaxy Quest. Other than that, movie roles that call for intoxicatingly beautiful women, should be filled by intoxicatingly beautiful actresses. And sorry, but women — especially liberal women who slavishly follow around the Obama tribe like lost little puppy dogs — do NOT get to tell men what the men are supposed to find sexy. It don’t work that way.

    • ~KC~ says:

      .. yet women are to simply accept what men define as beautiful? Hmmm… it also don’t work that way. Beautiful is perception… and in the eye of the beholder. No man nor media can tell me what I find beautiful/handsome/sexy … nor what is beautiful or sexy. It is truly perception – and therefore, should stay that way.

      No one is any better or worst for it.
      And if they are – well shit, hallelujah praise the lord.

    • Andy says:

      I’ll give you everyone on that last except Jennifer Connelly. She had a pre-sickly-anorexic phase in which she was a turbo-hottie. Good actress? Yes, but just good, no more.

      The liberal life force is fueled by hatred of anything which represents its relationship to basic human momentum. The family “O” is such an impediment to human momentum, such a representation of spite and contempt, that liberals have no choice but to proffer them unconditional love. To call an ugly thing beautiful (dangerous thing safe, you know where this goes).

      • ~KC~ says:

        Jennifer Connelly was at one time a very sexy and beautiful woman… and then she got too skinny. Not sure what the motivation was behind that… but I can see the pressure a lot of these Hollywood types are under to look a certain way.

        Personally, because and according to media, I am considered a full-figured person and to some, a BBW or plus sized. Screw that definition – I am healthy. I personally find women like Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz stunningly gorgeous with curves in all the right places. I even find Queen Latifah incredibly beautiful and she carries herself very well. (And I know my dad will agree with me on the latter especially considering he loves a thicker woman). But when media and MEN tell me that some sickly thin bones-sticking-out is BEAUTIFUL… yeah. I object.

        Personally – I prefer men with meat on their bones. I prefer men who have substances … I don’t want to break him in half like a twig. Not my style. But – that’s the thing. Its not political. Its not religious. Its preference. And that’s how it should remain.

  8. Andy says:

    Men are going to define beautiful however they want, regardless of what women “simply accept.” Works the other way around, too. We run into all this trouble when we fool ourselves into thinking that we can use some kind of ideological bullying to define what other people value. Next thing you know, Michelle Obama is beautiful, Barack Obama is President and sensible people are completely nonplussed by this.

  9. Well here’s the funny thing. With men, there are three viewpoints about what’s sexy in a woman: The unrefined prevailing one, the imposed one, and the real one. The unrefined prevailing viewpoint is the one men are supposed to have conceived out of a desire to injure women and make them feel physically uncomfortable. The skinny-witch. Long blond hair, enormous obviously-plastic bosoms, eight-inch do-me heels, twenty-inch waist. This actually comes from magazines, not from men. Which means it comes from women.

    The imposed viewpoint is a reparation of sorts to the unrefined one. More refined & civilized men are supposed to accept this, in partial penance for their sins of having previously adored the skinny-witch. This is your Queen Latifa. Strong, to the point of being bitchy. Cantankerous. Her voice could shatter glassware. Has to get the last word in all the time. A blubber-butt. Rosanne. You’re supposed to show what a sensitive post-modern dude you are by your willingness to be yelled at for buying the wrong box of tampons. And to get squished.

    And finally, the real viewpoint is what real men find sexy. Were anyone to care enough to take a poll, the results would be curiously uniform. And not at all displeasing to the ladies who are wondering how they’re supposed to look. Round…but capable. Soft…but firm. Short…but tall is just as good. Yielding…but standing her ground when something is important to her. In short, a real, REAL woman.

    The gals, on the other hand — what do they want? What do they consider to be “prime”? The impression I get is that they aren’t split this way. Same ol’ same ol’. Tall tall tall, is the order of the day. Funny-looking euro-beard. Ear jewelry. Lots of muscle, of course. Three hundred pounds, all in his chest, big as a house. Nice threads…but the brainpower to back ’em up? That’s not quite as necessary. Strong back, weak mind. There needs to be a “peacock factor” so that in a room full of hundreds of people, this fellow stands out.

    Of course teevee shows like “Smallville” and “Charmed” are a different story. This is perhaps because the women who watch those are much younger, at a different time of their lives. The male ideal there is something not quite so “tall,” but “harmless.” Low body fat, 170 pounds, 5’10”. Eyebrows are carefully tweezed. No facial hair on anybody except villains, and these fixtures are to be chiseled into artwork. Goatees about as thick as a kleenex, covering as much area on the face as a fifty-cent piece would.

    The male idea of beauty, after being split up as specified above, is constantly evaluated and re-evaluated…which as KC points out, is quite silly because it’s a matter of personal preference. Nevertheless, it is psycho-analyzed, hammered, split apart, put back together again, bullied, bullied, bullied some more. But what men really do find sexy says very little about women, and certainly nothing oppressive or derogatory. Nevertheless. We have to look for sexism until we find some. It’s men. Men are bad.

    What a lot of women find sexy in a man, on the other hand, says a lot about men and it is mostly against men. Individuality isn’t valued very much. Originality and creativity…ditto. The “ideal” man that a woman finds physically appealing, and ready to depict in a high-priced movie is, above all other things — eye-catching. Other women should be made to feel jealous. That’s what he’s there for. He’s not even a plaything. He’s an adornment. An accessory. A conversation-starter.

    Very rarely do I hear a woman anywhere say something like “My husband/boyfriend made a fascinating point about X the other night…” The fact is, if you’re dead-set against appreciating someone for some insight that person might have on this subject or that one, then you’re dead-set against appreciating that person for his potential in doing so. We’ve made such a big fuss, for so long, about the readiness/willingness/ability of men to appreciate women for the womens’ intellectual gifts, that we’ve completely overlooked the other matter of whether women are appreciating men for their intellectual gifts.

    But that’s a comment on society(ies). Individual tastes will no doubt vary, quite a bit, as they should.

    • ~KC~ says:

      The gals, on the other hand — what do they want? What do they consider to be “prime”? The impression I get is that they aren’t split this way. Same ol’ same ol’. Tall tall tall, is the order of the day. Funny-looking euro-beard. Ear jewelry. Lots of muscle, of course. Three hundred pounds, all in his chest, big as a house. Nice threads…but the brainpower to back ‘em up? That’s not quite as necessary. Strong back, weak mind. There needs to be a “peacock factor” so that in a room full of hundreds of people, this fellow stands out.

      You and I run in the a different circle of women… whoa.
      And yeah… much as the ‘unrefined’ woman is to a man… so is the meathead you described that is supposedly what every chick on the planet wants. Hmmmm… not so much true.
      Maybe to someone younger… but women change with age. Just as men do.

      What a lot of women find sexy in a man, on the other hand, says a lot about men and it is mostly against men. Individuality isn’t valued very much. Originality and creativity…ditto. The “ideal” man that a woman finds physically appealing, and ready to depict in a high-priced movie is, above all other things — eye-catching. Other women should be made to feel jealous. That’s what he’s there for. He’s not even a plaything. He’s an adornment. An accessory. A conversation-starter.

      Again… we fly in different circles.
      Old Iron & I have had several conversations about what turns a man/woman on… and the conclusion for me is: you might be pretty. you might be sexy. you might be hot. but if your dumb as nails and you can’t get into my head… you ain’t getting anywhere NEAR my panties or my bed… or anywhere else involving me.

      The thing is… all those things are superficial – looks fade, weight is gained (or lost), hair is lost, health deteriorates, hardships are borne etc… I have dated all sorts of men, of every walks of life, of every background conceivable – and it always boils down to:

      … the men that I have found the sexiest, most seductive and made an impact on my life (regardless of the outcome) – have always started by getting into head first – the rest flowed naturally. They got into my brain with intelligence. Stamina. Creativity. Wit. Even our differences were fun. It had nothing to do with the size of his chest or how tall he is/was etc… Men think all women want that. But I will tell you with great certainty… no -not at all. Much like men regarding the ‘pretty woman’ – the novelty wears off AND FAST. And if it doesn’t, then usually those are the kind of people I wouldn’t really want in my life – no added value. No substance. “I like a man with meat on his bones does not equate to: I like to snuggle up to steel. In fact, pretty to look at but not a turn on for me. And for many of my girlfriends. There is lots of beauty in imperfection. It has a lot to do with his attitude and mentality and confidence… approach to his life and those around him. THAT is downright SEXY.

      So how about we don’t ‘men-eralize’ and ‘women-eralize’ here… and speak from personal experiences. Because seriously – unless you are dating chicks who haven’t figured out who they are and can’t be honest with themselves… then yah – you will continue to meet the superficial eye candy, won’t give a nerd (or nerdette) a chance. And then all of your comments below apply.

      But don’t cast a net over ALL WOMEN… just as I am not going to cast a net over ALL MEN.
      Men are bad… and women can be far worst.

  10. ~KC~ says:

    … oh and Old Iron….

    to bring this back to its original post… Michelle is in shorts and ‘regular’ folk clothing so that we can be more relatable to the masses. And that’s also why she buys her clothes at The Gap and J Crew rather than all these high end label/brand stores. She’s middle class America, remember??!

    She’s attempting to have a relatable image… that they are just ‘regular’ folk, like us all. She just flies in Air Force One.
    That’s all.

    I’m sure that made you all warm in the crotch.

    ;0)

  11. ~KC~ says:

    Here you go Old Iron – someone else agrees with you – check out Daphne‘s post. This post should give you the semblance of a woody… HA!

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