As Seen on Site

…And now for something a little light-hearted to soften the palate.

Tyvex Suit Man!!!!

We have NO idea who does this, but about twice a month someone on site stuffs a Tyvex suit with cardboard and trash and props it up in random places. He has been spotted: in the driver’s seat of a crane, on top of a super heater stack, and lying in the middle of the road.

-Odd.

And now for our next picture…

Place rubbers here

-Apparently this is where you place your rubbers after you are done. On a site that is 99.97% dudes you would think that this would not be an issue, or that possibly this is a typo by the locals, but honestly there is a problem with people flushing condoms down the toilet and clogging up the filters in the processing plant.

EEEEEEEEEW.

And now, the coup de gras, I give you….

God gave me style

Why yes, yes he did.

Enjoy the day folks.

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About Old Iron
I'm just a guy that works overseas alot and likes to play just as hard as I work. Been to a FEW countries, know a shitload of people all over, and generally have a good time wherever I go. -Oh, and I am currently in between girlfriends, and strangely enough and perfectly happy with that status. In the long run hookers are cheaper. Take my word on that.

3 Responses to As Seen on Site

  1. Old Iron says:

    By the way, that last pic is not of me, but of a knuckle dragger I know named Ricky.

  2. Andy says:

    Did he give you the go-go boots, too?

    A couple of years ago, someone brought a life sized scarecrow into work a week before Halloween, and set it up in different places around the building every day. Then she came in early on Halloween and got in the scarecrow suit herself and sat on the steps right inside the front door. Everyone who walked in assumed it was business as usual, but then she jumped up and shouted, and it scared the piss out of an awful lot of us. Myself included.

  3. Old Iron says:

    That is EPIC, and actually sounds like something that we need to pull as a prank one of these days. The odd thing about it is that it randomly just appears around, and disappears in the same mysterious manner. In any other workplace I would see it as an interesting prank, but with all of the juju shit that these guys believe in it might be some type of tribal curse or something.

    Actually, come to think of it, that would not surprise me in the slightest.

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