October 31, 2009 Leave a comment
I think that this year for the local shindig that we have here on site I am going to go dressed as an American that works overseas in a shithole that resembles a European debtor’s prison from the 1500’s.
I think I can pull it off. No candy though, but PLENTY of malaria to go around, which OF COURSE tastes pretty good with that toilet wine that I have been fermenting for the past 15 days and the rat jerky that I have stored in my ice box.
You and yours, enjoy the times. Should be fun if they don’t publish another goddamned article about how reese’s cups can give your anus H1N1 flu while simultaneously infecting your dog and dead grandmother with Hep C, the flesh eating disease.
Dammit, it has already happened.