So what, by the hoary balls of Ganesh, do we actually TALK about?

I know.

She eats babies. I KNOW it.

She eats babies. I KNOW it.

Why does Michelle Obama really look like a Klingon, and why does this chill run down my spine at the thought that she eats babies for lunch? And this crap about her being one of the most beautiful women on the planet? Have you SEEN the Miss Universe pageant? there were like a bazillion women in that thing that make Michelle look like a genetic throwback that just lost her vestigal tail and protective shell and decided to walk upright.

“AAAAAAAAARH!!! GIVE ME SWEET SWEET BABY MEAT!!!!”

-Or scrimps.

-Discuss.

(Hey KC, this is what you get for not posting before me. Heh heh.)

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About Old Iron
I'm just a guy that works overseas alot and likes to play just as hard as I work. Been to a FEW countries, know a shitload of people all over, and generally have a good time wherever I go. -Oh, and I am currently in between girlfriends, and strangely enough and perfectly happy with that status. In the long run hookers are cheaper. Take my word on that.

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